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12/08/06 07:38:44 PST
LIVE STRONG? THAT'S TOTALLY 2004.



The Onion say that its "new Cheat To Win lifestyle bracelet is perfect for your deceitful lifestyle." We're wondering if it's a stealth, viral marketing campaign for pharmaceutical giant and race promoter Amgen. Because nothing paves the way for acceptance of performance enhancing substances like putting a smile on someone's face. --krcmar





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